Rumor has it she's a mess.

zachsrealm: The Sims logos over time.

Sat, 18 May 2013 14:35:40 -0400

zachsrealm:

The Sims logos over time.

Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.

Sat, 18 May 2013 14:29:27 -0400

Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.

lampsarepeopletoo: they call me macklemore in math class because im like what what what what...

Sat, 18 May 2013 14:28:23 -0400

lampsarepeopletoo:

they call me macklemore in math class because im like

what what what what what

what what what what what what what

what what what what

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Sat, 18 May 2013 14:28:17 -0400

growingbabypumpkinseed: throwindown-inthedirtydirtysouth: New...

Sat, 18 May 2013 14:25:32 -0400

growingbabypumpkinseed:

throwindown-inthedirtydirtysouth:

New perspective on what mothers usually find “annoying”

This is adorable.

longlivesherlock: whorville: whorville: Which letter of the alphabet has the most water? The...

Sat, 18 May 2013 14:24:28 -0400

longlivesherlock:

whorville:

whorville:

Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?

The C

I FUCKING GET IT NOW IT TOOK ME LIKE 20 MINS

wartortles: having a good url is the #1 way to trick people into thinking ur a good blog

Sat, 18 May 2013 14:24:25 -0400

wartortles:

having a good url is the #1 way to trick people into thinking ur a good blog

icnyght: I PAUSED AT THE WRONG TIME

Sat, 18 May 2013 14:22:55 -0400

icnyght:

I PAUSED AT THE WRONG TIME

fartgallery: these pokemon pun things

Sat, 18 May 2013 14:22:49 -0400

fartgallery:

these pokemon pun things

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Sat, 18 May 2013 14:22:15 -0400

pizza: an epic trilogy

Sat, 18 May 2013 14:19:05 -0400

pizza:

an epic trilogy

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Sat, 18 May 2013 14:07:22 -0400

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: 3-2-1queer: When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but...

Sat, 18 May 2013 14:06:53 -0400

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

3-2-1queer:

When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”

YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you

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Sat, 18 May 2013 01:33:55 -0400

katherlne: I see London I see France. Wow. they’re both 486 miles away from eachother. That’s a...

Sat, 18 May 2013 01:33:48 -0400

katherlne:

I see London I see France. Wow. they’re both 486 miles away from eachother. That’s a long way. I have great eyesight.

ratchetintherye: afraid-of-falling-in-love: zarry: i feel this on a spiritual level I feel he...

Sat, 18 May 2013 01:33:06 -0400

ratchetintherye:

afraid-of-falling-in-love:

zarry:

i feel this on a spiritual level

I feel he should make a song called that’s what makes you swaggy. It will have more meaning than the original

You don’t know oh oh you don’t you’re swaaaaaagggy. That’s what makes you swaaaggy

initiala: A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married...

Sat, 18 May 2013 01:08:31 -0400

initiala:

A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I explained and then she said “Oh, well, no, my wife and I were married by the slide, but we’ll be happy together anyway.”

So apparently on school playgrounds, slides are already legalizing same-sex marriage.

earthnation: steps in something wet screams for 34 years

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:57:29 -0400

earthnation:

*steps in something wet* *screams for 34 years*

I wanna cry every time Greg says he has a bad day at work. He works so hard for me and Gregory and...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:51:33 -0400

I wanna cry every time Greg says he has a bad day at work. He works so hard for me and Gregory and they just keep dicking him over there. I can tell he’s so stressed and I just wish I could make it better.

f-airy-world: rosedelsol: nevertakesamsfashionadvice: therothw...

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:41:10 -0400

f-airy-world:

rosedelsol:

nevertakesamsfashionadvice:

therothwoman:

that is fuckin animated rain what the hell

this is miyazaki rain, which means that every frame was hand-drawn

This is art,

holy fuck